We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
- Alanis Morissette
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
- Will Rogers
When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
- Richard Lewis
There's always an article coming out, saying, 'The new thing is funny women!'
- Lena Dunham
I wear black skinny-fit jeans - I can't get away from them. It's funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great.
- Shaun White
Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens.
- David Hyde Pierce
It's funny to be a critic.
- Leslie Fiedler
I turned down 'Some Like It Hot.' See how smart I am? I felt I couldn't bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I don't need to compete with the wardrobe.
- Jerry Lewis
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
- Don Rickles