I've been to many funerals of funny people and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have because the emotions run high.
- Albert Brooks
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning sleep late.
- Henny Youngman
When you are not treated seriously, you develop comically. Its sense of oneself is so fractured and fragile that it's like the picked-on kid who has to become funny.
- Scott Thompson
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
- Demetri Martin
You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.
- Colin Quinn
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
- Steven Wright
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
- Robert Byrne
It's funny, in a way the actor is a writer. It's not like the two things are so separate as to be like apples and oranges. The writer and the actor are one.
- Sam Shepard
It's so different when you change your hair color, you're treated so differently. It's a very funny experience. It's fun - I love changing up my hair.
- Kate Bosworth