Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
- Alfred Hitchcock
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See, I don't really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends I've had have come after me. So it's really funny when girls get offended because I don't hit on them.
- Kellan Lutz
It's a funny thing: You want so badly for people to see what you do - you're proud of it - and I like the effect that movies have on people. But the attention can also make me uncomfortable.
- Kristen Stewart
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.
- Don Marquis
The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.
- Jo Brand
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
- Naguib Mahfouz
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
- Johnny Vegas
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
- Fred Allen
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
- Stephen Hawking