I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said Thyroid problem?
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
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I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down.
- Harold Ramis
Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.
- Jimmy Fallon
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
- Woody Allen
Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.
- Graham Norton
Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names.
- Shigeru Miyamoto
One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all.
- Zac Efron
We live in a funny time. If you don't go corporate, you can't compete. You're relegated as irrelevant. People used to admire that.
- Ethan Hawke
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
- Phyllis Diller