I don't just try to be funny.
- Bil Keane
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I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
- Charles M. Schulz
In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.
- Trey Parker
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
- Yogi Berra
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
- Imelda Marcos
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
- Woody Allen
I also think if you're an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise you're just a genius. If you can, you know, take a Tide commercial and you can just say one funny line that's not in the commercial they think you're a genius.
- Amy Poehler
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
- Walt Disney
Don't remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then you'll be disappointed.
- Celia Johnson