I don't just try to be funny.
- Bil Keane
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
- H. L. Mencken
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
- Bill Vaughan
Every time I see an adult on a bicycle I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
- H. G. Wells
We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.
- Colin Mochrie
I come more to Scotland than I ever used to, so I feel more connected to it, more part of the zeitgeist. You know when you realize you have a choice and I'm choosing my homeland. It's funny: when you get older these things creep up to you.
- Alan Cumming
The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work.
- Denis Leary
Memories are doing funny things to us.
- Milos Forman
You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
- Ken Kesey