A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
- Bill Cosby
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I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned.
- Kristen Bell
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
- Dennis Miller
Strange questions are the more interesting ones. Children by and large don't try to trip you up... they want to find out how you do this funny thing that you do... if they've loved a story they love to know how it started.
- Michael Morpurgo
Oh all the time when Victoria Wood and I did our series. There were people asking 'Can women be funny?' People still ask that. It's like asking: 'Can women breathe in and out?'
- Julie Walters
And at the time, it is funny how you can look at something and say, for example with my shoulder injury, when it first happened I said this is the worst thing that could happen to me. Why me, why now? Now I look back and say it was probably the best thing that happened to me.
- Drew Brees
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
- Lewis Black
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning sleep late.
- Henny Youngman