A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
- Bill Cosby
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All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
- Lewis Black
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
- Laurence J. Peter
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
- Dennis Miller
When I was doing ensemble theater and comedy work I felt I had some talents. But when I started doing my shows in Berkeley and found that I could be funny on my own I was shocked.
- Whoopi Goldberg
What was funny if you were there is that we were all immensely sophisticated people who knew exactly what she was going to say and we're chatting away, nice to see you.
- Anthony Holden
When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird.
- Nicky Hilton
There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be 'comedies' and not 'female' or 'male,' and everyone gets an equal opportunity.
- Kristen Wiig
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
- Robert Frost