My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
- Billy Connolly
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No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny but he was.
- Annie Leibovitz
So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
- Al Yankovic
We live in a funny time. If you don't go corporate, you can't compete. You're relegated as irrelevant. People used to admire that.
- Ethan Hawke
It's funny because it's funny.
- David Spade
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
- Spike Milligan
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
- Rita Rudner
I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.
- Will Ferrell
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
- Jerry Seinfeld