I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
- Billy Connolly
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It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time.
- Olivia Munn
People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life.
- Mark Ruffalo
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
- Woody Allen
One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. I'm very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably.
- John Hodgman
I think one of the basic tasks in life - one of the nice things we can do for each other - is to take things that are horrible and scary and make them acceptable and less frightening and, if possible, funny. It feels great to succeed at that.
- Julia Sweeney
To me, what separates a funny movie from a good movie is something personal.
- Seth Rogen
I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.
- Zach Galifianakis
I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.
- David Spade