The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock.
- Billy Corgan
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I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny.
- Stephen Dorff
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
- Robert Benchley
It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want.
- Trey Parker
Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female.
- Jo Brand
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group.
- Shirin Ebadi
Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.
- Jeff Ross
It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end.
Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
- Lewis Mumford