It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end.
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Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
- Josh Billings
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
- Woody Allen
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
- Joey Adams
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?
- Ogden Nash
You know, if I started worrying about what the critics think, I'd never make another comedy. You couldn't pick a less funny group than critics - you couldn't find a more bitter group of people!
- Todd Phillips
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
- Joe Rogan
'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny.
- Katey Sagal
But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
- Sarah Silverman