Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
- Brooke Shields
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I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
- Charles M. Schulz
Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.
- Mike Myers
It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny.
- Seth Green
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
- Mae West
We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast.
- Logan P. Smith
I don't mean to be funny.
- Yogi Berra
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
- Oliver Herford
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
- Robin Williams