Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
- Brooke Shields
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It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh.
- Abel Ferrara
If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they don't have their assistants and entourage it's funny to see what happens.
- Daryl Hall
To this day, I've found that it doesn't matter what a guy looks like if he's really funny. His sense of humor makes him attractive. On the other hand, you don't hear men saying, 'No she's not pretty, but is she ever funny!'
- Catherine O'Hara
As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring.
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt
I love Mikhail Bulgakov. He is very original and takes the story to unexpected places. I didn't realise political writing could be so funny.
- Denise Mina
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
- Woody Allen
It's funny, because I sometimes feel that I'm most creative when I'm pregnant.
- Georgina Chapman
I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well so they're not funny. I end up saying 'Oh no I'm joking I'm joking.'
- Anna Torv