We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page.
- Calvin Trillin
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Mmmm... the comedy that matters is the comedy you pull out of thin air. It's a bit like when something funny has happened and you try to explain it to someone else and end up saying, 'You had to be there.'
- Jack Dee
Communism is like one big phone company.
- Lenny Bruce
It's a funny thing: You want so badly for people to see what you do - you're proud of it - and I like the effect that movies have on people. But the attention can also make me uncomfortable.
- Kristen Stewart
What's another word for Thesaurus?
- Steven Wright
Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.
- Tucker Carlson
It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.
- Hedy Lamarr
There's a constant flow of child actors. It's kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor little things. You're going to have to struggle for a long time.
- Tina Yothers
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
- George Carlin