In a funny way poems are suited to modern life. They're short they're intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines and a poem takes less time than an article.
- Caroline Kennedy
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
- Eddie Izzard
I got the wake-up call that no one is policing our oceans. I wondered, how can I do anything? What really can I do to make things better? There are some perks to being a celebrity. My job is to be funny once in a while, but it's my responsibility to make good use of it.
- Angela Kinsey
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
- Joan Rivers
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
- Dennis Miller
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.
- Larry David
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
- Spike Milligan
I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me.
- Greg Kinnear
If my films make one more person miserable I'll feel I have done my job.
- Woody Allen