Hollywood's just not funny.
- Chris Rock
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It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.
- Satchel Paige
Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
- George Lopez
It's funny how people who ain't never been down there can think that America is so fair and that we should be alright. It's funny that the people who have their foot on our neck are telling us, 'Get up. What's wrong with you?'
- Ice Cube
The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, you've immediately halved the odds of it not being funny.
- Steve Coogan
There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.
- Tim Heidecker
I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me.
- Jonathan Safran Foer
Music is more difficult - try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political.
- Thom Yorke
Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing.
- Rowan Atkinson