You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.
- Colin Quinn
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Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.
- George M. Cohan
People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'
- Al Yankovic
The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like 'Mad Men' is disgusting. It's a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it.
- Jonah Hill
In a funny way poems are suited to modern life. They're short they're intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines and a poem takes less time than an article.
- Caroline Kennedy
Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.
- Norm MacDonald
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
- Robin Williams
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
- Walt Disney
Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with.
- Andrew Stanton