It's funny, because I'm a man of strong opinions and when I make one, I stand by it even if it starts to appear incorrect to me after a while.
- Danny Bonaduce
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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
- Mitch Hedberg
Acting is all about big hair and funny props... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it.
- Harold Ramis
The music industry is really funny, when you have a hit record, everyone knows who are you, everyone wants to do duets with you, then if you have a miss, people suffer from amnesia.
For some reason, people find me funny. It's quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It's even harder to define why a person would be funny. It's a word that I can't define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it.
- Wallace Shawn
You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.
- Larry David
What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one.
- Ashley Scott
I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.
- Paula Deen
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
- Lily Tomlin