If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they don't have their assistants and entourage it's funny to see what happens.
- Daryl Hall
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Mmmm... the comedy that matters is the comedy you pull out of thin air. It's a bit like when something funny has happened and you try to explain it to someone else and end up saying, 'You had to be there.'
- Jack Dee
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
- Rodney Dangerfield
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
- Dave Barry
I recorded my hair this morning tonight I'm watching the highlights.
- Jay London
Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible.
- Elisha Cuthbert
It's funny that it all becomes about clothes. It's bizarre. You work your butt off and then you win an award and it's all about your dress. You can't get away from it.
- Reese Witherspoon
People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well no I was an accountant.
- Ellen DeGeneres
Music is more difficult - try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political.
- Thom Yorke