It's funny recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me and it's basically like a hyperactive child.
- Dave Grohl
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We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast.
- Logan P. Smith
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
- Gertrude Stein
It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
- Craig Bruce
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
- Andy Warhol
It's funny, because I did all of these interviews as soon as I had the baby, and they were asking questions, and I really didn't have an idea of anything, because I was so blurry.
- Emily Procter
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
- Rita Rudner
Every time I see an adult on a bicycle I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
- H. G. Wells
I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend you're not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture.
- Sloane Crosley