Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
- Don Rickles
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Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed.
- Neil Gaiman
Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories.
- Matt Groening
Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens.
- David Hyde Pierce
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
- Billy Connolly
I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
- Bette Davis
I find it so funny that people find me so interesting.
- Britney Spears
I turned down 'Some Like It Hot.' See how smart I am? I felt I couldn't bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I don't need to compete with the wardrobe.
- Jerry Lewis
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
- Ronald Reagan