Funny is funny.
- Don Rickles
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He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
- Elayne Boosler
It's not so much what you learn about Mumbai, it's what you learn about yourself, really. It's a funny old hippie thing, but it's true as well. You find out a lot about yourself and your tolerance, and about your inclusiveness.
- Danny Boyle
I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.
- Zach Galifianakis
A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters.
- Barbara Corcoran
Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny.
- Betty White
Back in the '70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was 'The Bad News Bears', and that was a kids' movie, but I don't think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids.
- Jack Black
I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line.
- Bob Newhart