Be obscure clearly.
- E. B. White
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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
- Phyllis Diller
Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.
- Mike Myers
I think it's always funny when you see kids do Shakespeare.
- Steve Coogan
One of the things I like about acting is that in a funny way I come back to myself.
- Bill Murray
I actually feel like, for a lot of my career, I wasn't able to show my comedic range. I did a lot of dramas and dramedies. I was on 'E.R.' That's not generally thought of as a funny show.
- Busy Philipps
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
- Don Rickles
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
- Andy Warhol
It's funny, but when I arrived in California to start college I was much more interested in becoming a surfer and cruise along in life from one beach to the next. I didn't plan out any huge career for myself.
- Benicio Del Toro