Never put a sock in a toaster.
- Eddie Izzard
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I always approach comedy roles pretending they aren't funny.
- Brendan Fraser
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
- Don Rickles
I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one.
- Wendy Liebman
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.
- Laurence J. Peter
The next time you have a thought... let it go.
- Ron White
I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys, where they could help me through it.
- LeBron James
I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl.
- Emmanuelle Chriqui
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
- Henry A. Kissinger