When the sun comes up I have morals again.
- Elayne Boosler
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The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, you've immediately halved the odds of it not being funny.
- Steve Coogan
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
- Warren Buffett
People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.
- Richard Russo
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
- Joe Rogan
Our records if you have a dark sense of humor were funny but our records weren't about comedy. They were about protests fantasy confrontation and all that.
- Ice Cube
Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies.
- Nigella Lawson
Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.
- Cathy Guisewite
We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.
- Colin Mochrie