I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
- Ellen DeGeneres
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
- Seann William Scott
I don't think, 'Gee, I'd like to dress this person.' There was a picture in Us magazine. It was a jersey dress, and Courtney Love was wearing it. I have this thing about Courtney Love, this funny worship.
- Marc Jacobs
I understand a woman who validates herself by getting attention from the opposite sex. I have a friend who is that to a T... Doesn't mean she isn't a good person. That's a funny character to play.
- Cheryl Hines
I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.
- Albert Brooks
I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.
- James Brown
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
- Naguib Mahfouz
I mean, I - it's so funny, I am, you know, I am, you know, a working woman out in the world, but I still live with my parents half the time. I've been sort of taking this very long, stuttering period of moving out.
- Lena Dunham
There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.
- Doug Coupland