TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
- Will Rogers
It's funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts.
- Jason Reitman
You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything.
- Colin Quinn
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
- Groucho Marx
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband.
- Francesca Annis
Music is more difficult - try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political.
- Thom Yorke
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
- Reba McEntire
It's funny, I never considered that people are going to see me on the show and maybe stop me on the subway.
- Lena Dunham