I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
- Frank Sinatra
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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
- Zach Galifianakis
I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny.
- Stephen Dorff
We've seen some insane signs: 'Is that a loaf of bread in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?' Funny stuff along those lines. Very original. One just said, 'I will do unspeakable things.' I thought that was very interesting - and mildly terrifying!
- Josh Hutcherson
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
- Margaret Smith
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
- Joe Rogan
Well in the book Carrie was my alter ego. In real life, Sarah Jessica and I don't look anything alike. But people do say that we sound alike. Sarah Jessica is an adorable girl and she is very funny.
- Candace Bushnell
I don't mean to be funny.
- Yogi Berra
I think one of the basic tasks in life - one of the nice things we can do for each other - is to take things that are horrible and scary and make them acceptable and less frightening and, if possible, funny. It feels great to succeed at that.
- Julia Sweeney