I grew up in a funny way.
- Gordon Ramsay
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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
- Zach Galifianakis
Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny.
- Betty White
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
- Logan P. Smith
Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.
- Mike Myers
You know what's funny? I don't ever feel the need to escape. I have a strong marriage. I like my life. You hear about these guys having midlife crises - I don't see that happening to me.
- Harry Connick, Jr.
Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown.
- Fanny Brice
Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.
- Flip Wilson
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
- Bill Cosby