I grew up in a funny way.
- Gordon Ramsay
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
- Frank Sinatra
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?
- Ogden Nash
Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.
- Michael Caine
So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
- Al Yankovic
I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny.
- Seth Rogen
When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them.
- Paul Merton
There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be 'comedies' and not 'female' or 'male,' and everyone gets an equal opportunity.
- Kristen Wiig
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
- W. C. Fields