I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
- Groucho Marx
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Why not invest your assets in the companies you really like? As Mae West said 'Too much of a good thing can be wonderful'.
- Warren Buffett
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
- Michel de Montaigne
Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup.
- Ludwig van Beethoven
Look within. Within is the fountain of good, and it will ever bubble up, if thou wilt ever dig.
- Marcus Aurelius
I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.
- Dave Barry
Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us.
- George Bernard Shaw
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
- Don Herold
If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
- Oscar Wilde