Every time I see an adult on a bicycle I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
- H. G. Wells
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I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
- Jerry Seinfeld
We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.
- David Walliams
Memories are doing funny things to us.
- Milos Forman
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
- Spike Milligan
Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.
- Don Rickles
The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy.
- Steve Coogan
I like children - fried.
- W. C. Fields
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
- Demetri Martin