If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
- Henny Youngman
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Being funny, it turns out, is like being a bank. It's a confidence trick. As long as everyone believes in you, you are fine.
- Evan Davis
The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?'
- Conan O'Brien
If at first you don't succeed blame your parents.
- Marcelene Cox
I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny.
- Stephen Dorff
It's funny, though, with films, because you can incorporate a variety of elements, and sometimes that can work for you and sometimes I think it can work against you.
- Guy Pearce
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
- Wanda Sykes
The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. 'Bridesmaids' is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as 'Bad Teacher.'
- Chris Pratt
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
- Joe Rogan