All men are equal before fish.
- Herbert Hoover
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Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot.
- Justin Bieber
It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want.
- Trey Parker
I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny.
- Christopher Meloni
It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.
- Thomas Sowell
You see much more of your children once they leave home.
- Lucille Ball
I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent, but kindness is the most important quality in a man.
- Cat Deeley
If I had to live my life again I'd make the same mistakes only sooner.
- Tallulah Bankhead
At school I was very shy. I wasn't funny really.
- Michel Gondry