All men are equal before fish.
- Herbert Hoover
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It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end.
I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid.
- Uma Thurman
Funny is funny.
- Don Rickles
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
- Oliver Herford
It's funny because 'The Book of Mormon' is 'The Book of Mormon' now. When I was doing it at the very beginning, and I was a part of it for four years and always believed in it, I never really knew if it was going to be more than a convention for 'South Park' fans.
- Josh Gad
It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton
The funny thing is the songs that people think are about me probably aren't. And the songs that are probably are the ones they wouldn't think... so that's where it kind of is funny.
- LeAnn Rimes
I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning.
- Katy Perry