When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
- Jane Wagner
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The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?'
- Conan O'Brien
I think 'Saturday Night Live', starting in the 1970s, really gave women an outlet to be funny. A lot of those women went on to have film careers, from Kristen Wiig now to Tina Fey and Gilda Radner.
- Emma Stone
I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think they can't do comedy.
- Ben Barnes
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life.
- Piper Perabo
People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well no I was an accountant.
- Ellen DeGeneres
Every time I see an adult on a bicycle I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
- H. G. Wells
People forget how outcast 'They Might Be Giants' can be. They have a reputation for writing really deft, funny, clever melodies, and they also make a lot of music for kids, which is terrific, but when you see them in concert, they can rock the house.
- John Hodgman
But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.
- Charlie Sheen