I recorded my hair this morning tonight I'm watching the highlights.
- Jay London
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Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
- Victor Hugo
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- Fred Allen
The music industry is really funny, when you have a hit record, everyone knows who are you, everyone wants to do duets with you, then if you have a miss, people suffer from amnesia.
I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.
- Jerry Stiller
Some people can do things and get away with it. Comics are famously like that. Why is it that some guys can say the most horrible things and it's not offensive, it's funny?
- Christopher Walken
I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line.
- Bob Newhart
It's a funny thing the less people have to live for the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.
- Zora Neale Hurston
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.
- Laurence J. Peter