That's what I hate about a lot of comedies when you're hitting a line or making it funny.
- Jennifer Aniston
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Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
- James Thurber
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.
- Janeane Garofalo
I just couldn't go back to Suddenly Susan after David Strickland's suicide. I didn't see how we could make the show light and funny any more.
- Judd Nelson
If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.
- Marlon Wayans
It's funny that I got to do 'On the Road' because the thing that had the biggest impact on me growing up was reading books. I was very inspired by the book and this spirit of Dean Moriarty and how envious we all are of somebody who can be that carefree.
- Garrett Hedlund
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
- Frank Sinatra
The funny thing is people won't let me pay for things. I'll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, 'Oh no, it's on the house.'
- Richard Branson
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
- Casey Stengel