That's what I hate about a lot of comedies when you're hitting a line or making it funny.
- Jennifer Aniston
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We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.
- Matt Groening
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
- H. L. Mencken
I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.
- Arthur Conan Doyle
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
- Mae West
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
- Bob Hope
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
- Jean Baudrillard
And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that's funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there's all kinds of advantages to it.
- Al Franken
The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion.
- Fred Allen