I turned down 'Some Like It Hot.' See how smart I am? I felt I couldn't bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I don't need to compete with the wardrobe.
- Jerry Lewis
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You can go to a play that is enjoyable because it's funny, and then on the next night you can go to a play that's enjoyable because it's 'disturbing.'
- Wallace Shawn
It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale!
- Kelly Osbourne
Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names.
- Shigeru Miyamoto
One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all.
- Zac Efron
If at first you don't succeed blame your parents.
- Marcelene Cox
It's funny, having the same name as someone. Me, Emma Watson and Emma Stone, the amount of times I've been called Emma Watson or Emma Stone is so funny. It's just 'cause we're all named Emma. None of us look alike.
- Emma Roberts
There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.
- Larry David
People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life.
- Mark Ruffalo