The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
- Jerry Seinfeld
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The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work.
- Denis Leary
I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
- Dave Chappelle
I like all Jim Carrey films. They're really funny.
- Rupert Grint
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
- Chris Rock
Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny.
- Betty White
Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone, a broader character that I try to humanize, a kind of silly or wacky persona that I try to fill in.
- Hank Azaria
If you want to be thought a liar always tell the truth.
- Logan P. Smith
I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women.
- Julie Walters