Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid.
- Jim Lehrer
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For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy.
- George A. Romero
I want to be in 'Funny Girl.' And I want Ryan Murphy to direct it.
- Lea Michele
I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny.
- Seth Rogen
The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.
- Jo Brand
I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.
- Lynda Barry
People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player.
- Sheryl Crow
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
- Elayne Boosler