I thought I was funny as a kid.
- Jo Brand
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I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.
- Craig Ferguson
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
- George Carlin
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
- Elayne Boosler
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.
- Janeane Garofalo
I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.
- Lynda Barry
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
- Robert Benchley
It's funny recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me and it's basically like a hyperactive child.
- Dave Grohl
I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.
- Dave Attell