Never floss with a stranger.
- Joan Rivers
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I was so afraid to even read a paper in front of my classmates. It is very funny because at that point my teachers would never have believed that I could speak in front of an audience of over 2,000 people.
- Petra Nemcova
Everyone comes up to me saying, 'Cooee, Julie! Hello!' as if I know them. Of course I don't bloody know them. Am I flummoxed by it? Sometimes. I think, 'Ooh, love, go easy.' For a time, I did feel this pressure that I had to be funny, but it passes.
- Julie Walters
Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
- Dave Chappelle
It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it.
- Julia Roberts
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
- Laurence J. Peter
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
- Groucho Marx
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic blonde actress with the funny voice.
- Joey Lauren Adams
If you are a great dramatic actor then you often don't know if people are enjoying your stuff at all because they are sitting there in silence. But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't.
- Steve Coogan