The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic blonde actress with the funny voice.
- Joey Lauren Adams
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Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type.
- Colin Quinn
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
- Milton Berle
People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well - we put out little funny ideas.
- Mindy Kaling
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
- Howard Stern
You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.
- Colin Quinn
You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they don't like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiot's mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain.
- Terry Bradshaw
A film that I love is 'Raising Arizona' and that's funny but it's quite indie and weird and odd and quirky. I'd love to do something like that. Who knows?
- Stephen Moyer
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
- Emo Philips