If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
- Johnny Carson
Read this quote in:
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
- Peter Ustinov
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
- Zach Galifianakis
All men are equal before fish.
- Herbert Hoover
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
- Chevy Chase
I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place.
- Vera Farmiga
And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy.
- Fran Drescher
It is funny what a year can do.
- Victor Cruz
I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I don't think you can think about that. I don't think you can try to be funny. Some people are just funny.
- Christopher Walken