Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
- Katharine Hepburn
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When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.
- Zach Galifianakis
I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.
- Calvin Trillin
At school I was very shy. I wasn't funny really.
- Michel Gondry
When I was doing ensemble theater and comedy work I felt I had some talents. But when I started doing my shows in Berkeley and found that I could be funny on my own I was shocked.
- Whoopi Goldberg
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
- Laurence J. Peter
I think sometimes my humor is extremely dry, and a lot of times I would say things that I thought were very funny but... I have a reputation of - people think of me as a very fundamentalist, humorless fellow.
- Ian MacKaye
The superfluous, a very necessary thing.
It's a funny thing the less people have to live for the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.
- Zora Neale Hurston