I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny.
- Katharine McPhee
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It's funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown.
- Reba McEntire
I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.
- Angelina Jolie
Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.
- Johnny Vegas
People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player.
- Sheryl Crow
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
- Phyllis Diller
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
- Robin Williams
Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot.
- Justin Bieber
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
- Howard Stern