It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale!
- Kelly Osbourne
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The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
- Joe Rogan
Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it.
- Ben Stiller
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
- Dane Cook
I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.
- Jennifer Aniston
I don't think I'm funny.
- Liam Neeson
Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction I think. But it's funny what comes down the pike.
- Jeff Bridges
I just couldn't go back to Suddenly Susan after David Strickland's suicide. I didn't see how we could make the show light and funny any more.
- Judd Nelson
I believe, in a funny way, the job of the novelist is to be out there on the fringes and speaking for an experience that has not really been spoken for.
- Donna Tartt