If you tell the truth about how you're feeling it becomes funny.
- Larry David
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I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
- Paula Poundstone
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
- Dennis Miller
I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.
- David Spade
One man's folly is another man's wife.
- Helen Rowland
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
- Lily Tomlin
I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I'm really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public.
- Roland Joffe
When I was doing ensemble theater and comedy work I felt I had some talents. But when I started doing my shows in Berkeley and found that I could be funny on my own I was shocked.
- Whoopi Goldberg
It's a funny thing because you look at the careers of other filmmakers, and you see them sort of slow down, and you realize, maybe this becomes harder to do as you get older. That's sort of a cautionary thing. I hope it doesn't happen to me.
- Joel Coen