The funny thing is the songs that people think are about me probably aren't. And the songs that are probably are the ones they wouldn't think... so that's where it kind of is funny.
- LeAnn Rimes
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The next time you have a thought... let it go.
- Ron White
It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
- Craig Bruce
I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being... me.
- Ellen DeGeneres
I do find comedy difficult. I don't know why. Maybe I think about it too much. There's a tremendous amount of pressure to be funny.
- Michelle Pfeiffer
I don't really get shaken very much. People could heckle me, a spotlight could go out, I could forget a lyric... I'm not operating on somebody's brain, you know what I mean? So I just think it's all funny.
- Harry Connick, Jr.
It's funny with fiction - once you cut something, it hasn't happened anymore.
- George Saunders
It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale!
- Kelly Osbourne
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
- Ronald Reagan