There's always an article coming out, saying, 'The new thing is funny women!'
- Lena Dunham
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What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one.
- Ashley Scott
If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
- William Lyon Phelps
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- Steven Wright
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
- Mitch Hedberg
It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
- Adam Carolla
To this day, I've found that it doesn't matter what a guy looks like if he's really funny. His sense of humor makes him attractive. On the other hand, you don't hear men saying, 'No she's not pretty, but is she ever funny!'
- Catherine O'Hara
I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it was his personality and how funny and charming he was.
- John Badham
The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
- Seann William Scott