Hemingway seems to be in a funny position. People nowadays can't identify with him closely as a member of their own generation, and he isn't yet historical.
- Leslie Fiedler
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Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.
- Maynard James Keenan
I come more to Scotland than I ever used to, so I feel more connected to it, more part of the zeitgeist. You know when you realize you have a choice and I'm choosing my homeland. It's funny: when you get older these things creep up to you.
- Alan Cumming
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
- Phyllis Diller
On the stage you're there, it's live. There's a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away.
- Theodore Bikel
I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny.
- Stephen Dorff
I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
- Leonardo DiCaprio
Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
- Dave Chappelle
I took 'P.S. I Love You' thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film.
- Hilary Swank