It's funny to be a critic.
- Leslie Fiedler
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
- Joey Adams
I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women.
- Julie Walters
Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.
- Norm MacDonald
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'
- Demetri Martin
When the sun comes up I have morals again.
- Elayne Boosler
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
And there's a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because it's not CG, there's something funny about it.
- Matt Stone
It's unbearable when someone changes around you. Just imagine that your life partner changes, then it is difficult to cope with. Or your mother. Or your father. They were strong and now they're like a baby - it's not so funny.
- Michael Haneke