I don't think I'm funny.
- Liam Neeson
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Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
- Alfred Hitchcock
I never said most of the things I said.
- Yogi Berra
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
- Ronald Reagan
When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird.
- Nicky Hilton
And at the time, it is funny how you can look at something and say, for example with my shoulder injury, when it first happened I said this is the worst thing that could happen to me. Why me, why now? Now I look back and say it was probably the best thing that happened to me.
- Drew Brees
Communism is like one big phone company.
- Lenny Bruce
If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to.
- Ron Livingston
I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it.
- Heath Ledger